I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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