i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
