Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
you win again, gameday.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
Randomize
