plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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