I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
