They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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