Slut skills are useful in every country.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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