You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
me + whiskey = a bad person
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
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