hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
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the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
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you never un-have a 4some
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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