I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
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I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
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I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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