Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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