Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
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