You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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