Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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