I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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