so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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