think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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