Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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