her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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