this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
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id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
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I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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