Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
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All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
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You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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