i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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