haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
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but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
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Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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