Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
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