I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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