I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Randomize
