Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
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It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
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They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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