Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
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Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Mom said you looked used
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
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She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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