oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
Randomize
