I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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