Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
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