you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
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Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
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Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
last night I used snow as a chaser
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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