ya dads aren't the best wingmen
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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