I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
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Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
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Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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