I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Randomize
