problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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