so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
The best revenge is premature balding
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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