i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
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You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
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Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
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