Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
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It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
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hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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