i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I need moral support for this bender
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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