remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
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i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
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Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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