Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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