so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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