Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
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judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
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you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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