Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
i wish my penis had a tongue
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
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