There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
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I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
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So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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