no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
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He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
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It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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