I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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