is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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