Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
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Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
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Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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