sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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