You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Welp...herpes.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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