Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
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The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
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Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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