Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
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I need you to use more vowels.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
Randomize
